Joke Of The Day

Texas lege has a gun toting craze,
So it’s legal on campus these days
If you’re packing some heat.
Students say it is neat,
Guarantees there will be lots more A’s.
(Kirk Miller)

A plain hot dog is rather hellish.
It's much better when I embellish
It with condiments, so
I suppose that you know
It's a thing that I eat with relish.
(Kirk Miller)

When new lawyer saw the police blotter
That contained the details of a squatter,
He was pretty surprised
They would criminalize
A poor gal who could not hold her water.
(Chris Gross)

In southeastern Asia I met
A veterinarian, Brett.
He has moved to the States.
His competitor hates
That he says he's a Vietnam vet.
(Kirk Miller)

A sweet farmer’s daughter named Kay
Met a slick city waiter one May.
He asked, “In the mood
For some good Chinese food?”
So they had a spring roll in the hay.

After winter, I looked like a whale,
Gazed in stunned disbelief at my scale.
I dismantled the thing,
Re-adjusted the spring,
And now think myself thin as a rail.

There once was a young lady named Bright
Whose speed was much faster than light
She set out one day
In a relative way
And returned on the previous night

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